Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

by Jon / 06/07/2009 at 2:47am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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  • Why would anyone open up to their mom about masturbation.

    #15 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:32am by koda

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  • Nice.
    Maybe she thinks you meant texting feels good and every guy does it too?
    Right? Right? :/

    #4 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:16am by breakthesky

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