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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9755) - you deserved it (55315)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Nice.
Maybe she thinks you meant texting feels good and every guy does it too?
Right? Right? :/

#4 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:16am by breakthesky

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Why would anyone open up to their mom about masturbation.

#15 - On 06/07/2009 at 10:32am by koda

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