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Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Maine)

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I can see how this is embarrassing, but how is your life f'd? You got the morning after pill because you realized the condom broke, thus preventing an unwanted pregnancy.

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:40pm by mariathephan

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Yeah even I didn't understand what she meant by that. FHL for not being clear enough. Nah, no one's life is fucked in this situation..

#10 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:47pm by nuclear

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