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Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10154) - you deserved it (45698)

On 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Maine)

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