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Today, I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really asking what day this happened. FML

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I can see how this is embarrassing, but how is your life f'd? You got the morning after pill because you realized the condom broke, thus preventing an unwanted pregnancy.

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:40pm by mariathephan

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how is your life f'd? Seriously, just mentioning that you had sex and the condom broke is more of a FYL than is getting confused by the doctor's question. O.o

#12 - On 06/01/2009 at 7:47pm by f_ed_panda

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