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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (100458) - you deserved it (4574)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

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oh #5 your a smart one nothing gets by you.

#6 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:56pm by ilovefmlife

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She's telling you because you are the "sweet" guy who will now take care of her and her bastard. She puts out for tools but she'll let you get a taste now because of this accident. "You're such a sweet caring guy. I'm glad I have you around. I'll never be that stupid again." I'd say run, but chances are, if you are that guy you'll just be the sucker. Then, when you are watching the kid, she'll be letting another tool tap that.

#14 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:01pm by RiverRelic

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