Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML
by vibratorgirl / 03/07/2009 at 8:15pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy
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If your dad catches it your F'd. But if your mom catches it she might just hide it for you. hide it in her Vajay-jay
#4 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:41am by Houdrummer
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Could be worse. Unless your parents are the freaky religious masturbation-is-a-sin type, in which case FYL.
#3 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:27am by liquidpaper
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