Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. When he slid his penis in, he felt my NuvaRing, and with the most excitement I've ever seen a man muster, said, "Oh my god! You have your clit pierced! I can't believe I actually get to have sex with a girl who has her clit pierced!" FML

by ArsonistsLullaby / 09/21/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • I think the real FML is that you guys apparently didn't do any foreplay

    #2 - On 10/14/2016 at 7:06pm by WCARlover

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  • I think it might be time for him to learn some female anatomy...

    #1 - On 10/14/2016 at 7:01pm by carleybeak

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