Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2016 at 6:03am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

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  • Once he finished you should've said "I give this establishment two maybe three stars" lol

    #3 - On 01/19/2016 at 12:24pm by andits

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  • Believe me, based on what I've read on this app, people have said much worse.

    #1 - On 01/19/2016 at 12:24pm by NostalgiaFreak9

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