Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

by Darryl / 05/12/2015 at 8:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

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  • Do both of you agree that you have a relationship? Cause it doesn't sound like she's in on it.

    #7 - On 05/12/2015 at 11:55am by passinthrough

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  • Some people honestly need to think about how appropriate their "jokes" are... I mean, calling the cops is a bit far for a joke

    #1 - On 05/12/2015 at 11:52am by LeavenSilva

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