Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
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Well, did it?
#1 - On 04/08/2015 at 2:02am by pastel
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I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't
#9 - On 04/08/2015 at 2:08am by _kyleG_
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