By Extravirgin - 16/12/2014 12:01 - Germany - Munich

Spicy
Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML
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tony1891 22

reminds me of the scene from American pie. atta boy jimbo!

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devildog562 33

Spooning leads to forking. Edit: Welshite , you beat me to it.

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Welshite 39

That's knife of you to give me credit. Thanks!

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Syruphs 17

@devildog562 Hahaha his name makes it sound like you said: "well shit, you beat me to it" unless I pronounced your username wrong @welshite

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devildog562 33

With such a silver tongue like yours, I'm sure I'll hear from you spoon.

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devildog562 33

#14 I was attempting to use it as a synonym.

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IamHercules 24

Spooning leads to forking: use condiments.

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muis545 21

You probably ********** a lot, don't you?

tournamentdecide 33

Like Mad Eye Moody says, "Constant viligance."

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muis545 21

You probably ********** a lot, don't you?

tony1891 22

you Probably ********** a lot, don't you? third times the charm....right?

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devildog562 33

Never go out with a loaded gun! It's dangerous for everyone.

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connorgrant98 24

The fact that he came fast implies that either he doesn't ********** often or he didn't do it recently.

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Patriots21 14

I'd suggest vigorous beating of the salami before you guys have sex to prevent yourself from submitting another FML about how you busted when she put a condom on you.

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ChristianH39 30

"vigorous beating of the salami" almost made me dribble coffee on myself laughing

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lilchica22001 22

Premature coffee dribbling @ #45

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Eliseopwns 22

... Bless your partner's soul.

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