By Extravirgin - 16/12/2014 12:01 - Germany - Munich

Spicy
Today, I blew my load in less than a minute. I wasn't having sex or even making out. I was spooning. FML
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MrTaco0007 3

idk if i ahould say this but i feel ya . *sad face*

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ThePols 11

She must have been one hell of a little spoon.

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chalalala_fml 2

It reminds me of a FML that has been posted on the French version a few days ago. It was a single girl who met a man a few months ago, and they were sleeping together for the first time in the same bed. The guy kissed her and came in his pants right after kissing her. He ended up washing his pair of trousers and came back to wish her good night. I'm sorry for you OP though, it must be really hard for you..

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tony1891 22

the trouser snake strikes again.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I don't understand how this happens without the use of friction...

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Enslaved 36

Well, I hope it was at least your girlfriend you were spooning and you not cuddling up with your pet dog.

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sexipapi25 16

Sounds like ur girl ain't doing her job or you not preparing yourself lol

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DaggNabbit 8

May I inquire as to what her employment is exactly?

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timmygotlost 6

She must have a rocking body, or you an over imaginative mind.

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