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Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41373) - you deserved it (4812)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

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Soooo can she go?

#1 - On 08/23/2014 at 11:02am by kc_bbg15

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Look him in the eye and say 'Christmas comes but once a year, and so do I'

#5 - On 08/23/2014 at 11:06am by JustJumped

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