Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML
by embarrassed / 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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Hopefully he didnt ask what it was and poke it.
#1 - On 08/18/2014 at 4:40pm by ShadowlessSpear
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Oh say, can you see? By my dick's early rise...
#6 - On 08/18/2014 at 4:44pm by imlifeless2
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