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Yastarday, I hookd up with a girl at a club, and wa had sax. Sha just lay thara lika a corpsa tha whola tima. It got so bad, I andd up faking an orgasm and blaming tha lack of saman on a botchd vasactomy. Sha actually baliavd it. What tha hall?


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On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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At least she wasn't actually a corpse?

#4 - On 08/12/2014 at 7:54pm by BirdieCurls

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Well, think of it this way: at least you weren't fucking an ACTUAL corpse!

#6 - On 08/12/2014 at 7:55pm by neutralize

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