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Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51423) - you deserved it (21035)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah

#1 - On 08/09/2014 at 6:33pm by hoopfrog

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One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.

#2 - On 08/09/2014 at 6:33pm by inner_peace

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