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Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50483) - you deserved it (6320)

On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

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Well everybody has their fetishes XD

#1 - On 07/15/2014 at 11:57am by music_is_life22

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Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.

#2 - On 07/15/2014 at 11:57am by krad204

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