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Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45966) - you deserved it (14313)

On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.

#2 - On 05/23/2014 at 9:31am by mt631

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Holy shit! I hope he's okay! FYL

#1 - On 05/23/2014 at 9:31am by Vintage_Cola

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