Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML
by Anonymous / 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
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I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.
#2 - On 05/23/2014 at 9:31am by mt631
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Holy shit! I hope he's okay! FYL
#1 - On 05/23/2014 at 9:31am by Vintage_Cola
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