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Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

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Well thanks OP. Now none of us can drink milk without thinking about that too.

#1 - On 05/06/2014 at 1:22pm by kirbydumas

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Seems like you were a bit too thirsty..

#2 - On 05/06/2014 at 1:23pm by mpkpm

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