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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML


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On 04/12/2014 at 1:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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What a fucking prick. I hope he builds up some more sensitivty to your situation.

#1 - On 04/12/2014 at 12:33pm by XTheDesertSongX

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before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP

#4 - On 04/12/2014 at 12:36pm by ShadowNinja445

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