Intimacy: Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend,... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 05:24 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

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By hgirl - 28/01/2009 21:58 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By Amy - 19/05/2010 20:19 - France

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML

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By sunlightchild_14 - 13/09/2009 07:04 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML

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By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

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Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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Cash grab

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 05:27 - Canada

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Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 17:27 - United States - Bessemer

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Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML

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ShadowNinja445 12

Saturday 12 April 2014 18:36

before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP

mpkpm 19

Saturday 12 April 2014 18:36

Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!

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lovinloki 9

Thursday 15 January 2015 3:53

That's better than him running away screaming and leaving you to raise a child by yourself!

Masift 21

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:19

At least he TRIED to be thoughtful. Congrats on the baby! I hope it's healthy!

123Puppy 33

Wednesday 20 November 2019 17:51

Wow...He sounds really immature...

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