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Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55188) - you deserved it (5463)

On 04/10/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by freakedout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Now you know not to invite her

#2 - On 04/11/2014 at 8:38am by meepmerp

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Explain to the kids the dangers of drinking and mind fucking abilities it has, silver linings.

#4 - On 04/11/2014 at 8:39am by Wizardo

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