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Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

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On 04/01/2014 at 2:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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I've got to hand it to her, that was kind of funny.

#3 - On 04/01/2014 at 1:09pm by Bloink

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Ouch. However big hands can be an asset in the bedroom if you use them right.

#7 - On 04/01/2014 at 1:10pm by bobo_the_bear

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