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Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9928) - you deserved it (35788)

On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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just need to type faster.
it shouldn't have popped up if you typed the normal speed a human being does.

< 30 wpm = fail.

#11 - On 02/10/2009 at 7:18pm by haleyashton

See in context

+16

Your dad has a pretty good (albeit twisted) sense of humor xD

#3 - On 02/10/2009 at 5:11pm by jm88

See in context

+11

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