Intimacy: Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information...

By Noname - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:18

just need to type faster. it shouldn't have popped up if you typed the normal speed a human being does. < 30 wpm = fail.

jm88 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:11

Your dad has a pretty good (albeit twisted) sense of humor xD

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katzgoboom 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:50

Hey, at least he was cool about it. My dad would have flipped and interrogated me about it then guilted me about it later.

lifepwns 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:22

How is this an FML? Thats nothing, sounds like your dad is cool. Maybe if you're a girl I could see it being kind of uncomfortable, but if you're a guy... then who cares.

kat0ria 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:22

LOL at least your dad didn't get mad! Sounds pretty cool.

master_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 10:04

lol learn how to delete your history, its usually in tools, my parents used to make comments like that...rly uncomfortable but who gives a shit its not like they didn't have sex to make u

AwfulDarkJedi 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:43

ALWAYS clear your history.

dan81892 2

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:51

well... did any of them work?

4lifeheartbroken 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:48

lol thats rich..... are you really that low to look that up

sk8rboiluvr 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:13

clearr the historyy!

kayleighcontrol 7

Monday 20 July 2009 15:53

Did it really take you that long to type the next letter? It would only pop up momentarily if you typed like a human. **** your life.

xoconnie 8

Sunday 30 August 2009 15:02

welll, sometimes it shows like possible searches that are popular with those letters idk. cuz when i start typing, some suggestions pop up.. but hahahaha that sucks, at least he didnt flip out on you(: