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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47080) - you deserved it (6646)

On 03/23/2014 at 1:31am - intimacy - by BustedEgo (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Neither do I. He may be asexual. It isn't necessarily your fault, OP.

#1 - On 03/23/2014 at 10:54am by Calaraphea

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How did you manage to have sex if he is never turned on?

#6 - On 03/23/2014 at 10:59am by Ashamed_Sister

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