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FML : Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML
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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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It's sarcasm, but I didn't want to put mind the sarcasm because I'm lazy so I just added ones with my exclamation marks

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33- using ones with exclamation points is used to express sarcasm. The idea is you are so super excited about something that you accidentally add ones to a series of exclamation points because you are mashing the keys as you type.

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Or if you're on mobile you could always just hold the exclamation a bit longer to get ¡ But I think the ones suit sarcasm better.

I wonder why they called you that. Everyone deserves a nice pillow. Don't be offended OP, just overlook them.

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I mean, I have a body pillow in my dorm that was 15 and then another 10 for the cover. And even still, 20 isn't a lot for a birthday gift, especially if it's something practical.

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I just know there will be commenters saying "ydi because //I// never expect anything on my birthdays because I'm an adult and nothing is free in life so get over it and blah blah blah." But OP, that's not selfish. If it's okay and common in your family to mention what you'd like for your birthday, then they're being huge jerks- especially when you asked for something that's only just borderline basic luxury.

That seems unfair OP. I can understand if you just got new ones before hand. But it sounds like that's not the case. Also there is a loop hole, ask for just plain cash for your birthday and buy yourself a pillow. Or maybe some gift cards to places like Target or Bed Bath And Beyond.

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