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Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43979) - you deserved it (6069)

On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

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And her personality.

#1 - On 03/11/2014 at 8:32pm by Welshite

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you must be a show-er, not a grow-er

#5 - On 03/11/2014 at 8:36pm by tipsy2013

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