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Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63049) - you deserved it (8528)

On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

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Yeah...FYL brother

#1 - On 03/03/2014 at 7:33pm by thomcmoore

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You dodged a bullet there, you'll find someone who cares only for who you are.

#2 - On 03/03/2014 at 7:34pm by 1tsmenoah

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