Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2014 at 12:37pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Intimacy

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  • She must have been utterly shocked when you turned around and showed her your tail.

    #7 - On 02/21/2014 at 7:49pm by whythankyou

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  • "Damnnn boy you're sexy, you got a girlfriend?"

    #2 - On 02/21/2014 at 7:48pm by totallybananas

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