Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

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  • haha sorry but that is funny and sad though, sorry op. Maybe you should do the same thing to him when he asks for some give him some lotion.

    #1 - On 02/15/2014 at 8:15pm by stretchedthin

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  • Bananas are no good. What you want is a nice zucchini. Or a bok choy.

    #3 - On 02/15/2014 at 8:18pm by Baustigt

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