Intimacy: Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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Pragmatic

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 14:05 - South Africa

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 20:30 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML

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Sunday 16 February 2014 2:15

haha sorry but that is funny and sad though, sorry op. Maybe you should do the same thing to him when he asks for some give him some lotion.

eternal_malaise 10

Sunday 16 February 2014 2:22

Tell him you're thinking about finding a new joystick since his doesn't seem to be working anymore.

Comments

Melkboy 7

Sunday 16 February 2014 10:18

MEN ARE NOT SEX OBJECTS, YOU SEXIST BITCH. WE ARE PEOPLE TOO!!! Oh, I sound crazy *now*, do I?

Devul143 12

Sunday 16 February 2014 10:49

Bananas are AWESOME for that! But yeah, FLY, he deserves no woman!

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 16 February 2014 16:26

yeah! **** life yours!

MisUnFortunate 31

Sunday 16 February 2014 10:58

Oh come on, if a guy went to his girlfriend saying "I'm horny, what are you going to do about it?" and she tossed him a jar of mayonnaise and said "Work it out, I'm playing Candy Crush" he would get 100% YDI votes. Double standards...

Mauskau 35

Sunday 16 February 2014 11:31

Maybe try touching your husband, if he doesn't respond to that then I guess you'll have to do it on your own. If the game he was playing can be paused, he has no excuse. If it can't be paused, wait. If you want.

Crickety 6

Sunday 16 February 2014 11:42

I've been the wife of a gamer and a gamer myself for four years, but my husband and I both know the other comes first. If he can't realize that, he's obviously not grown up enough to have a girlfriend.