Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML
by vegas-81 / 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm / France / Intimacy
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*morgan freeman voice* she's right you know
#1 - On 02/10/2014 at 7:01am by shadowfighter10
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She probably just didn't want to have shitty drunk sex with you.
#5 - On 02/10/2014 at 7:05am by Rohawk
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