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Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39289) - you deserved it (8418)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

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That's a weird sixth sense for a dog to have...

#2 - On 01/23/2014 at 5:24pm by ImmaEatYouXx

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Your dog has turned on you

#1 - On 01/23/2014 at 5:23pm by Loserhero

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