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Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

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It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

#5 - On 01/20/2014 at 10:15am by infinitegrace

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After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life.

What, too soon?

#10 - On 01/20/2014 at 10:23am by DocBastard

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