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gimmeafknbreak Alamogordo, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

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gimmeafknbreak 4

It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

FLIPmcCOOL 16

Well, did he pull through?

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FLIPmcCOOL 16

Well, did he pull through?

TourettesGuyFTW 25

The bf enjoyed his turkey breast.

forthewynne 18

#15, your picture goes with your comment perfectly.

142_cats 13

He pulled in. And out.

lil_ham1644 29

& in & out. Momma's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night!

Dalleee 29

nice pickup line

hickdog 6

....it kills at Le Cordon Blue!

SasquatchDeluxe 10

I hope you flipped him the bird.

Jared900DUmpling 30

Specifically the turkey

thisawkwardchick 15

I laughed too hard at this.

cricketsins 36

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

alliewillie 22

You're also married and thats expected. Op could be 17.

OlChickenBeard 16

You lucky bitch.

extrasnipes 22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

and ill milk your cow udder later . would be a good reply

krupa1017 18

Did you think before you wrote this?

JMichael 25

Well did your turkey get stuffed?

Dre27 20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Tell him you prefer turkey without the stuffing

tranced_ 45

I'd choose silence over awkward conversations and unnecessary interrogation.

sdroze1389 31

that's some weird kinky food talk.