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Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

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On 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by ReallyMom - United States (Wisconsin)

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That is NOT the sex talk. Your mom made you watch creepy porn.

#1 - On 01/10/2014 at 5:50am by Dinoporeon

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Better than her making sure you're using proper technique.

#2 - On 01/10/2014 at 5:51am by joea21

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