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Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57698) - you deserved it (6967)

On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Masterbate in front of him & tell him he's not allowed to help

#7 - On 01/09/2014 at 5:37pm by chevygirl23

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What's the point of him telling you then?

#3 - On 01/09/2014 at 5:34pm by sunnyray812

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