Today, I found out my ex boyfriend is still obsessed with me. Apparently he named his dog after me and talks to her like she's a real person. FML
by Seriously? / 01/06/2014 at 2:17am / Intimacy
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Does he kiss the dog like she's you, too?
#3 - On 01/06/2014 at 11:09am by myusername83
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I once named a Pokemon after an ex girlfriend... Of course it was magikarp denoting how much of a "dead fish" she was in bed.
#10 - On 01/06/2014 at 11:10am by junkman6
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