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Today, I found out my ex boyfriend is still obsessed with me. Apparently he named his dog after me and talks to her like she's a real person. FML

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On 01/06/2014 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Seriously? -

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Does he kiss the dog like she's you, too?

#3 - On 01/06/2014 at 11:09am by myusername83

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I once named a Pokemon after an ex girlfriend... Of course it was magikarp denoting how much of a "dead fish" she was in bed.

#10 - On 01/06/2014 at 11:10am by junkman6

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