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Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46274) - you deserved it (7378)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

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I would not touch the other one if i were you....

#1 - On 01/02/2014 at 6:22am by jonahwalzer

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Good luck getting that picture out of your head! I'd be scarred for life if I had that happen to me...

#2 - On 01/02/2014 at 6:23am by Broadway_Vayne

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