Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML
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Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
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lachy15 15
Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.
SexySlayer1248 18
I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend
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Comments (128)
bigmammajamma69 4
Omg fyl that's awful. I hope you kicked their asses!
naxeeb 33
She can always dump her boyfriend's sorry ass, but what about her sister? :( This is just horrible OP! Hope you recover from this soon :(
MortenM 17
Plus it's a lot better for the environment. Shorter showers = win/win
incoherentrmblr 21
Joe Pesci: You're getting f**ked one way or the other...
cherryllollo 7
sleep with your sister's next boyfriend while she's home. revenge.
little_one1 14
OP I can honestly say I hope you dumped his worthless ass! As for your sister I think it's time for a VERY, VERY serious talk about what she can and can't use of yours. FYL OP, I hope things get better!
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
I would literally kick the boyfriend out and beat the crap out of my sister, like wtf. I can't stand it when family does shit like this. Ugh!
sarahhanlen 11
That seems very fitting, no boyfriend is worth your time if he can do that. And your sister? I think you guys need to work on your relationship but she definitely needs to rethink who she is. It is NOT okay to sleep with your sisters boyfriend. Hope you'll be okay OP
Sh3lbs 6
Dead, both of em. That's too many levels of disrespect
davidislost 11
Reallyyy? Is that gonna resolve the dammage, or just escalate it?
lachy15 15
Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.
Sports_guy3 28
Stop wasting water, OP! Set a timer or something to 5 minutes. And don't be surprised if your sister says she's pregnant.
Nerd14 9
#34 This is one of the most unhelpful comments I've read.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
op I've been in your situation.. my sister did the same thing basically and I haven't talked to her in years. and that piece of shit is long gone. theres better people in the world..continue on and succeed in life!
Guardian88 21
My thoughts exactly!
SexySlayer1248 18
I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend
MrsDruidess 23
Sister! You run the risk of a guy breaking your heart and possibly cheating, that's part of the dating game, but thats not something you expect from your sister. The guy can be replaced, the sisters betrayal will be life long! My heart goes out to you OP!
jennifergrepe 7
The sister's betrayal would definitely hurt more! I know if one of my sister's did something like that I would feel more betrayed by them than my bf :/
Gondii 3
Studies have shown that the best predictor of happiness in later life is good relations with your siblings. So it's nice OP and her sister have an experience they share in common now.
laden_swallow09 34
37- Sources, please. Oh, you don't remember where you heard that? Peer review or GTFO.
Gondii 3
#40 - I'm not sure I can post links here, but it follows from a Harvard study following 268 men for 72 years. The director of the study is named George Vaillant. There was a piece on it in the Atlantic by Joshua Wolf Shenk, titled "What makes us happy?". That should give you enough google fodder to find it.
JoeyJaws68 18
Why does her comment have 70+ when she just asked probably the dumbest question I can remember?
wysegirl 24
I would say sister he's replaceable.
Wakachulak 22
That's easy - she will not be seeing her boyfriend on family gatherings.
eddeeezzyy 19
Leave his sorry ******* ass! I also hope you don't give any attention to your sister for a long time.
Gmoney12 18
Well at least you found out. Hopefully new ex boyfriend and slutty sister will find out that karma is a bitch
jemiller226 13
Why isn't he the ****? He was sleeping with two people, not her.
luckyone365 7
52: shut up. no one said he wasn't a ****
akakennedy 16
If he's that quick, you don't want none if that!
RadioaktiveWar 1
Karmas not real
mackdeezy 22
He keeps it in the family. SORRY OP
dohdohdoh 13
If you can't keep it in ur pants at least keep it in the family. Lolz. But poor op.
karlcolt45 19
there's a lesson there, save water-ruin secret relationships
loveexgirl 15
Punch them in the face a thousand times
Mandybruin 15
But won't OP get tired? And sore?
loveexgirl 15
Not if you have a machine arm
sunnyray812 42
With her adrenaline rushing, I doubt she'd get tired. Her ***** of a boyfriend and **** of a sister definitely deserve a whole lot of pain.
samimarie199 22
Your hopefully ex boyfriend is a douche and your sister is well.. I don't wanna say since she is your sister. But fyl op I hope you beat both their asses and kicked them the hell out of your room and house.