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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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On 12/05/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)

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I bet he didn't think those were crys of pain

#3 - On 12/05/2013 at 7:31pm by NikkaRoze

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He maybe couldn't tell the difference between cries of pain and pleasure? Guys like a bit of noise...

#4 - On 12/05/2013 at 7:31pm by lysx84

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