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Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66582) - you deserved it (5554)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

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WTF!!!!! Wow... I'm so sorry that you had to see that...

#1 - On 11/25/2013 at 10:06am by silverhuntress

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You decided to swing by at the wrong moment

#5 - On 11/25/2013 at 10:07am by turtlemanz

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