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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML

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Hi, OP here.
I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go.
Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily.
I didn't notice the huge bump because
1) I was shitfaced
2) She hid it extremely well.
Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad.
I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.

#183 - On 11/21/2013 at 11:52am by clodius

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Maybe you have discovered time travel

#2 - On 11/20/2013 at 4:20pm by nikkon416

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