notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
ThePopeMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Really into it
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
erpuchi
Dominican Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
thanks.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year woke me up at 4:30 in the morning by sticking her hand down my pants. She immediately stopped when I was awake enough to reciprocate and said, "I couldn't sleep. I was bored. Talk to me." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bedtime stories
Today, my boyfriend really gets off hearing me talk about previous sexual experiences in extreme detail while we are having sex. I have run out of real stories, so now I just make stuff up, but it's getting hard keeping track. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Top comments
bikergirl93 18
ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea
cakefete2 30
If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.
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Jst4kicks 16
ouchh
massinator5 4
The Little Penis That Could
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Uh, the "Taming of the Shrew?"
AninOnin 24
That may not really be the case. She may just love the sound of your voice and wanted to combine it with the experience of having sex with you. Asking for a story may not have been the best way to achieve that just then, though.
\ 28
#50 and that's why I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate ****.
mercifulbane 3
tell her a story while going down on her, she wont be bored any more
tman1985 9
I think I'd prefer Samuel L Jackson to narrate ****
illegalbeagle69 23
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout..
bikergirl93 18
ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea
stephenseiber1 22
He may not be satisfying her needs and only taking care of himself. Communicate more in bed... Find out how to make her moan...
mackdeezy 22
I'm surprised it wasn't perdix who made this suggestion.
JMichael 25
I'd suggest a little roleplay. Pretend you're ninjas and your have to put your sword in her sheath.
JBrownie123 24
So... Did you?
tomgun_fml 16
You should have told her a role play story.
Horsempeg 25
Yeah, a kinky story. Might get her in the mood more too!
CobraLazerFace 21
"I put my penis in, and out, in and out, and guess what I did next? I put my penis in and out, in and out."
cakefete2 30
If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.
MrSassypants 33
If OP is telling a story then he technically would be using his mouth during sex.
theBipolarExpres 2
Or put your dick in hers :p that oughta solve the problem too.
perdix 29
Go with "The Little Engine That Could." You'll make her come when you get to the "I think I can" part -- or she'll crack up laughing.
Welshite 39
NOOOO, Perdix. I was so close. Curse you and your fast fingers.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Perdix has fast fingers? I guess we know his lady friends don't get bored with him.
ForkymeetsPorky 15
I think "The Ugly Barnacle" would've fit quite nicely here.
Welshite 39
"The Little Engine that Could" is a nice place to start.
Pwn17 25
Tell her the story of the ugly barnacle.
FMLbutYDI 17
I modded this in Chemistry!
happyfingers 15
Yikes... Looks like you could use some practice. :P She could have handled it better though.