Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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bikergirl93 18

ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

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cakefete2 30

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

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JhovannyA 7

Your sex life sounds pretty boring. Try new positions. New techniques.

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1nfamous115 1

I think she wanted you to write a short story Jonah Hill style

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Gho5tk3y 17

Not to be a dick but ydi, as a man you need to take the time to learn what makes her feel good. Obviously she'll be bored if it doesn't feel good so learn her pleasure points, problem solved. Good luck

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BrodieMike 4

If she got bored, then you're not doing it right.

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mrpravz 5

Maybe she wanted a dirty story to set the mood?

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nmrg 10

Tell her The Neverending Story and see how she likes it (were you born in the early 90s? Maybe you don't know that one) because that's a pretty bitch move.

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brandoneyez1 25

Sounds like you have some size issues to make up for.... Just be confident and get a toy to help spice it up. Otherwise you need another girlfriend with a smaller hole yeah?

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limabeans101029 20

Are you sure she wasn't just asking for a dirty story?

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