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Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47209) - you deserved it (3906)

On 10/15/2013 at 6:10am - intimacy - by hes (woman) - United States

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Maybe it was female tennis.

#9 - On 10/15/2013 at 10:12am by Rainhawk94

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He just wants his own white wedding.

#6 - On 10/15/2013 at 10:11am by SmuggletheBudgie

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