Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
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Rainhawk94 27
Maybe it was female tennis.
SmuggletheBudgie 15
He just wants his own white wedding.
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Comments (83)
JMichael 25
He just wanted you to enjoy it too
Peachy2392 26
**** isn't something a father and son usually share.
ShyAnn29 14
Father and daughter
RedPillSucks 31
Well, that's different then. Share on!! That's what the **** he was watching was about.
JMichael 25
10- don't act like you know the bonds between father and son. Although I agree. It's something that shouldn't be shared.
Eleanor6141 11
Maybe he just wanted to show you how to sound on your wedding night ..
BntyHntrSeattle 30
He just wants you to have as much fun as him!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
That, or it's the best wedding song ever. It will result in the excommunication of the family Bible Belt!
ThatFancyPenn 18
Or it's not a porno 0.o
Rainhawk94 27
The man has priorities
mario2012 18
Yea, but their ******.
Rainhawk94 27
You mean the pornstars? Yes they are ******.
mario2012 18
Bah, I should have seen that cumming.
Zebediabolical 43
... all over her face!
nooopeee 6
Least he picked up.
graceinsheepwear 33
He shouldn't have.
OzzMonster 10
On a side note, If I were you, I would think twice about using the phone at your dads house from now on...
raininginseattle 9
37. Why not? If he has a free hand...
tacojauns 45
**** Your Dad's Life... you interrupted his "session"
mario2012 18
No
tacojauns 45
yes she did
mario2012 18
Not what I meant.
happle 21
Last I checked, your child is more important than some "session."
Zebediabolical 43
Not in the heat of the moment it isn't. It's not like it was an emergency. Wedding plans can wait seven minutes.
Chris93Jones 20
seven minutes? yeah okay there her dad isn't a **** star.
crackz12 10
Just what I was thinking, imagine the horror of your daughter calling you mid-porno!
SmuggletheBudgie 15
He just wants his own white wedding.
Redoxx_fml 22
Better than a red wedding
CobraLazerFace 21
I want to rate this comment up but it's at 69 thumbs up :x
Redoxx_fml 22
Hey Game of Thrones is not just a porno...well not all of it
SmuggletheBudgie 15
HODOR
Rainhawk94 27
Hi
Rainhawk94 27
Maybe it was female tennis.
sarah6786 14
True. They both sound stunningly similar .
saraitkddh 47
or maybe he was listening to baby by justin bieber which is worse
Aussieinusa 5
I think I would have preferred the porno
jamesman5995 4
This is why I use headphones at all times
Zebediabolical 43
You should record 'silence' on them and play it at max volume. I hear that works wonders.
BirdieCurls 25
It improved the noise-blocking abilities of my headphones by 40%!
dRpRdP 8
you could have told him.. dad either listen to me or that porno.
phoughto 5
But you kno what the answer would have been....*click*