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Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40140) - you deserved it (9914)

On 09/30/2013 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by A.Summers (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Soooo, did you get to keep them?

#1 - On 10/01/2013 at 2:18am by penguin182

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Might need to put those in a better hiding place, or at least in a container you can lock.

#3 - On 10/01/2013 at 2:19am by Squirrel1256

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