Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed. FML
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Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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penguin182 18
Soooo, did you get to keep them?
Squirrel1256 15
Might need to put those in a better hiding place, or at least in a container you can lock.
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Comments (73)
penguin182 18
Soooo, did you get to keep them?
mFUNdo21 17
silver-lining: it wasn't a pregnancy test
kasumirock 13
I'm wondering about her age. if she's 18+ I wouldn't be as concerned, but if she's 13 I'd flip out.
lex1459 38
YDI because you keep sex toys at your parents house where they can easily be found, but FYL because you had no way of knowing they would redecorate your room for you
happyevil 10
What going bump in the night might not be always what it seems to be... And sorry OP it just comes down to bad luck and find a better place.
deathtothepix 26
Assuming OP lives at home with her parents, where else is she going to keep them?
dawnimus 21
I lived with my parents until I went to university, was I supposed to avoid exploring my sexuality up until then? Sexual repression is how you end up with freshers week ***** who'll sleep with anyone just for the experience.
chelseaaababyyy 17
2 - How is under her bed somewhere easily found? I would'nt expect my parent to go snooping around under my bed.
mattrd_fml 31
It might be better to hide them between your mattress and box spring next time.
letmehavemytea 21
I keep mine all neat and tidy in a pink box on my bedside table. My parents don't go into my room to see it, and the very few times that they had, they just assumed it was my make up box :P
Squirrel1256 15
Might need to put those in a better hiding place, or at least in a container you can lock.
BlowinChronic 18
A little late for that....
JulianaBlackburn 19
At least your room is redecorated? Still, FYL OP :/
Bradley_Dillon 39
Am I the only one who hates it when they do that?
JohnTheLad 13
Dayum girl, keep those toys on lockdown.
PandaBurst 10
Maybe save your money to get your own place before you spend it on sex toys? Just a thought...
deathtothepix 26
They must be some seriously expensive sex toys if stopping buying them would be enough to pay for rent!
graceinsheepwear 33
Maybe OP is underage. There's nothing that says they are or aren't old enough to move out.
Kallian_fml 21
Somehow I doubt OP is underage if she has a box of sex toys. Every sex shop I've ever seen requires you to have ID.
Shenannigoats 16
I don't know, there's always the Internet.
graceinsheepwear 33
Except that they sell about 6 varieties of sexual vibrators with the condoms in most drugstores now. CVS, Walgreens. It's mainstream. And I don't mean sore muscle ones. I mean pink ones on various shapes targeting women.
Kallian_fml 21
Ah, well we don't have any of those drugstores around here. Fair enough.
mFUNdo21 17
I've never been asked for ID when going into an adult store, so maybe she is underage
kazrron 5
I know many highschool girls with toys...
wow2mylife 25
not where I live I only know cause school people was bragging and there is online now
michelleJ11 25
You need better hiding places, OP. Especially if you live with your parents. But FYL; that would've been a terribly embarrassing thing to have to explain.
Jst4kicks 16
bet dinner was awkward
kazrron 5
Bet you they didn't eat tacos! o.o
Sandsh8rk 36
I hope they'll understand, they were young once :P
graceinsheepwear 33
What makes you think only the young have sex toys or that they don't have a collection of toys themselves?