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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56658) - you deserved it (36389)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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seriously, how stupid can you be?

#2 - On 09/28/2013 at 10:04am by eyepuppy

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Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

#5 - On 09/28/2013 at 10:06am by Pleonasm

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