By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

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MissMarjori3 10

Stories like this make me want to stop having sex. It's definitely illegal if she knew beforehand. Get yourself tested and try not to be a crap-hole like her.

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truepanda 2

stop ******* strangers

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somegal 4

... you shouldn't have trusted her that easily if she was just "this girl you had sex with" ..Sry OP, but that was rly stupid of you.

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Jaaared_ 15

Why didn't you wrap it?

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SLTgirl 9

When in doubt, don't do it know there's no fun in it but that why condoms are a must. Sorry that girl lied to you

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gc327072 30

"If she has some bumps, don't her her any humps" c'mon OP, always remember the safe-sex rhymes!

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xkncas 8

This is why you always use condoms, bro. The whole "they're razor burns" bit is the oldest herpes lie in the book of sex...

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