Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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Roommates from hell, part 350125
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
WTF roomie?
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Dude, WTF?
Today, I walked in on my roommate mid-wank because I didn’t knock before opening the door. Why was he in my room and using my computer? FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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megstiel 16
...they make that?
hunteryager 18
wow, talk about a strange fetish.
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DocBastard 38
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I didn't know the Insane Clown Posse did ****. I guess that was the next logical step after the other bullshit they put out.
megstiel 16
Hey you don't need to bash on what other people might like.
Nyx_fml 23
I was wondering how long it would take for our first Juggalo/Juggalette to appear. So... four minutes. I wonder if this is a record.
DocBastard 38
Megstiel - Yes, I do need to bash on it. I actually made the mistake of listening to one of their songs just a few days ago. I'd rather stick hot pokers in my ears than listen to that garbage ever again.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I'll high five you back, 47! Who doesn't like PCP!? Light up some wet, whew, you're in for a treat. Oh.. ICP? I heard the juggalos were on the governments list of gangs.. Crazy bastards.. Haha.
everton99 16
Now I'm not saying ICP is all that great, but they do help their community. They had a toy drive for underprivileged children. As musical artists-so/so as human beings-pretty good people.
604 11
The Hell's Angels do toy drives too. Doesn't excuse the "alleged" organized criminal activity they're renowned for. The world would be better off without the likes of ICP even if they do promote the odd charitable feel good thing here and there.
Sweet_Meli 11
Hey if he's into that, there's a dating site for that. It called www.clowndate.com , just a suggestion.
cmyers1635 3
now you know why he wants to go to the circus every year
TheCanucklehead 22
Eminem owns/owned them
MoronsAccount1 12
I'm glad I'm not the only person that has recognized how absolutely horrible ICP is. Since day one, I've thought they were complete bullshit. They're just a bunch of overweight, trailer-park juggleturds with face paint.
sarah6786 14
I can't believe no one has referred to the clown **** on quagmire's tv when he accidentally choked himself while masturbating :(
Ambience138 11
#164 - Meh, I enjoy them for what they are. I don't think their music is supposed to be taken seriously. The whole Juggalo/Juggalette thing is pretty ridiculous though.
Metallica36176 16
I was going to say something about "I didn't know they had clown ****." The reason I'm commenting on this particular thread is because awhile back, I read a comment that Doc wrote on here. Something Ive never heard of: Rule 34. So its only fitting to thank Doc for teaching me that and understanding this. xD
Metallica36176 16
Was never a ICP fan...always thought it was ******* stupid trying to get fans by doing stupid shit instead of talent. @47- That was very accurate and beautifully wrote.
threer 30
C:
hunteryager 18
wow, talk about a strange fetish.
Arrow44 10
Not as strange as.....um.... can anybody think of something?
ndomer 6
Autonepiophilia Agalmatophilia Vore Incest Etc. Much weirder things exist than clowns
TiroC 25
#27 You have alot to learn young padawan! The world is filled with mystery!
queerdragon 20
If Op dropped trow and masturbated to someone masturbating to clown ****.
Kamon97 23
Hey we were bound to read an FML like this sometime...
then000bster 16
@35, I think incest is more common than clowning around. But yes, it is still pretty bad.
NightHawk387 22
Debatable.
184886837272837 32
I'm not going to lie I watched clown **** once and I had the absolute weirdest boner...
kasumirock 13
Is it any weirder than fapping off to school girl ****? I don't find 12 year old girls appealing. It's all perspective really.
lachy15 15
Rule 1 of the Internet: if it exists, there's a **** of it.
clemsi 20
thats actualy rule 34
Sal_G_63 5
@27 the FML where the girl walked in on her brother fapping it to My Little Pony certainly springs to mind...seriously, dafuq?!
DLT_fml 20
Why, was it in the shape of a balloon animal or something?
mFUNdo21 17
to each their own?
megstiel 16
...they make that?
lhazz11 23
Never forget rule 34...
ColtonStecher 12
What's rule 34?
NeighSoulSister 6
Rule 34: If it exists, there's a **** of it.
angiemarie96 25
**** exists for everything
ColdplaySucks 18
They have fucken My Little Pony **** and you're surprised about this?
GraceyBlueEyes 13
I wonder how many people have googled clown **** now to see what its like.
mattyiscool123 26
Don't get any ideas...
Dawnstempest 17
@ 53 But the biggest question is "do they have my little pony clown ****?" Or how long until it is invented?
clemsi 20
because you said, it now it exists
kayydb7 14
They also have nugget ****. Had to say it, just the thought of it makes me giggle.
thrifting 18
Edward Penishands. That is all.
Metallica36176 16
140- Holy shit. I was curious. I looked that up. Oh my God. Wooooowwwww......thank you. I just happened to come across a guy trying to unhook the girls bra....I'm riding the short bus to hell...
PyreFerret 6
I do not get this reference.
The_Paladin 16
You can never unsee that... sorry OP. :-(
Robbieisadowg 16
Different people like different things...
broncos67 9
I think you mean "different strokes for different folks"
The_Paladin 16
true, but obviously OP was not one to like it...hence the sympathy.
starile 19
Man, F roommate's Life! Can you imagine? "Today, my roommate walked in on me jerking off. To clown ****. FML."
mFUNdo21 17
knock or you might see ****
Nyx_fml 23
I hope it wasn't the clown from It.
nyellow 6
Yeah I saw that movie LOL
skitzymew 19
Well before your comment, I was half tempted to look it up. Afterwords... not so much. I already have coulrophobia, thinking about Pennywise just worsens it. So I think I'll just stick with the regular ****.
The_FN_Gunny 13
Didn't even know that was a thing 0_o
Ziggy122 15
Rule 34, bro. Rule 34.
crazyazzkile 5
Welcome to the internet, I'll be your guide!
thekidracb 7
this it's edgy, exactly where did you walk into? if it was his room, welcome to the circus...
amaindayyy46 20
That's unfortunate. Sucks that you have to live with a freak.
NeighSoulSister 6
Well that's not very nice. Just because someone enjoys someone unusual, doesn't always make them a freak.
jasmine2301 25
Yeah it does.
Enslaved 36
He must really like "IT"!!
TheDrifter 23
Those teeth... No fellatio in that **** flic out it turns into a whole new fetish.
crazyazzkile 5
May be considered a romance film for him :)
TyT63 12
he needs to quit clownin around
goldenturtlez 7
That bozo
ohSNAPyall 26
How many did they stuff into the clown car?
goldenturtlez 7
Just one member ;)