Anonymous
Carpentersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
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Anonymous
Corning, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Spyware
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
awkward O_o
Saint Paul, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
JN5SLK
Salt Lake City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF roomie?
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
lunchbox2353
United States
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
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perdix 29
She's not too bright, is she?
ticktockbaboom 6
Hey, times are tough
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Comments (143)
kallep000 9
Well this is awkward
corporatescoundr 25
It's a little more than awkward. My visual was a lot worse than most others I suppose, because I keep a flashlight with me at work (at work right now) and its a big, yellow, waterproof, work light.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
No shit Sherlock
wvcheesehead 13
Not as awkward as if she would have been found in the dark trying to use a big rubber **** as a flashlight.
primadonna9396 16
The awkward part is the word "trying"... not sure what that implies exactly but the mental picture is pretty funny
greenmen 12
You should have helped her light it up at least
then000bster 16
#19, I'm sure it's still not as big as "The Great American Challenge" If you don't know what it is feel free to google it... Although you probably want safe search on :)
lelecocopuffs 5
Is this the same roommate who kept using the kitchen utensils?
ticktockbaboom 6
Hey, times are tough
_parth 20
Thanks Obama!!!
mFUNdo21 17
what is up with people's roommates lately?!
greenmen 12
What happened to good old fashion ways. Technology is taking over sex!
Little4Bear 10
Isn't it obvious why she used it? It's because the flashlight was turned on.
NicaLovesDisney 17
Well, now you don't need to ask what to get them for a birthday. :p
ghil15 8
or maybe xmas gift ^o^
four0seven 22
Yes, flashlight
TyT63 12
*Cleveland voice* oh that's nasty
zandalee 19
Allow me to shine some light on the situation. A torch won't tell you it will call you then won't. A torch won't steal all the blankets. A torch will not snore. A torch doesn't mind if you go out every night dancing with your friends. I rest my case.
camsterjoe 12
And hey, human jack o lantern
paleriderdeath 8
hahaha that was the best comment on here lol
perdix 29
She's not too bright, is she?
tacojauns 45
On the plus side people think she has a very glowing personality
NoFlippinWai 24
depending on the end that was penetrating her and if it were on, she may be a little brighter now.
xx000o 27
That should put some light in your life.
BlockOfRedStone 25
That's assuming it was a she...
castleofg1ass 19
Better start investing in locks
octaviamarieb 18
yikes! that doesn't sound comfortable, I hope you had a long talk about boundaries!
MWidderAUDI 14
wouldn't hurt to shed some light on that.
BadApple88 29
Buy her a *****
singer0421 32
Burn it. Burn it to the ground.
broderickc 13
Can't even picture how awkward this must have been holy shit
TheDrifter 23
The awkward varies. If it was op's pocket emergency flashlight, it's uncomfortable. If it was one of the 4 D cell mag lights it borders on horrifying.